Slick Products is the pick for best overall, with the best average finish in the
group at 1.8 and a place in the top three of every graded category: third for
cleaning at 4.79, second for dust resistance at 9.15, second for slickness at
1.3 lb, and first by a clear margin at stripping slung tire shine with a rating
of 1.5. It also took the best possible garden hose dwell rating of 1.0 and was
the last soap standing against the MJJC Snow Foam Shampoo under a pressure
washer. Its pH of 11.06 is the one caveat, though the foam cannon should bring
that down to roughly 10 or below in use, which is unlikely to trouble a wax or
ceramic coating. At $25 for 32 oz it is the one to buy.
The Swift Auto finished second at 2.5 and was the outright cleaning champion,
averaging 4.35 against 18.76 for the same dirt untreated, and the best at
keeping dust off afterwards at 7.86. It was second only to Slick Products at
stripping slung tire shine, rated 2.0 for leaving a thin, even film rather than
thick pockets. It also won the garden hose dwell bracket outright, outlasting
all ten rivals in turn. The catch is pH 13.48 from the
bottle and 12.71 even after the cannon dilutes it — a very strong base that
wants a careful rinse and some thought before it goes over a coating. The
Chemical Guys Tough Mudder took third at 3.2 and is the gentler route to much
the same result: pH 8.42 in the bottle and close to neutral once diluted,
second-best cleaning at 4.63, and 1.5 lb sponge drag. At 75 cents an ounce it
is one of the pricier options per wash.
Two things worth carrying into a purchase. Foam volume and dwell time are poor
proxies for cleaning: the MJJC Snow Foam Shampoo was the pressure washer dwell
champion with the best possible rating of 1.0 and still cleaned to only 7.50,
and the Griot’s Brilliant Finish Snow Foam was the slickest soap here at 1.0 lb
yet averaged 6.66. If scratch prevention on a lightly soiled car is the
priority, the Griot’s is the one to reach for; if the job is getting a filthy
car clean in one pass, buy on the cleaning numbers. And cost per ounce is not
cost per wash — the Meguiar’s Gold Class is the cheapest here at 16 cents an
ounce and dilutes five to one, but it left the most dirt behind at 7.74, while
the P&S Professional at 23 cents an ounce stretches 80 parts water to one part
soap and cleaned to 5.69.